Cuff! Of! Doooom!

Hey there! Hi. It’s Friday. What’s up with you? Doing good? Okay, that’s cool.

Oh, what’s that? On my ear? Nothing.

Wait, my *other* ear? Oh. Oh that’s just MY AWESOME OCTO-EARCUFF OF DOOM. He’s magic. No biggie.

Octopus Ear Cuff, courtesy of Marty Magic

So if anybody wants to buy me an Octopus Ring (also from Marty Magic) to make me fully magical, I’d appreciate it. A lot. ALOT, even.

Thanks!