Hey there! Hi. It’s Friday. What’s up with you? Doing good? Okay, that’s cool.
Oh, what’s that? On my ear? Nothing.
Wait, my *other* ear? Oh. Oh that’s just MY AWESOME OCTO-EARCUFF OF DOOM. He’s magic. No biggie.
So if anybody wants to buy me an Octopus Ring (also from Marty Magic) to make me fully magical, I’d appreciate it. A lot. ALOT, even.
Thanks!