Why Is This A Thing

I just saw this commercial the other day for Snap On Feathers.

Un-embeddable ridiculousness: http://youtu.be/oie6ObNYdRM

Okay, seriously? SERIOUSLY!?!?

If somebody can glue some feathers onto a $0.25 hair clip and call it “the new fashion craze”, I am in the wrong industry. Additionally that commercial bugs the crap out of me. It made it sound like OMG SNAP ON FEATHERS are the new hotness for Christmas presents, and yes, you’ll be getting a rant from me on that commercialized season. At some point.

Right now, let’s just go ahead and focus on how if I received those as a present, ever, I would not hesitate to throw the Side Eye Deluxe.