Hi! Hey, how’s it going? Good? Great. I’d like to take a moment to talk about something fun (to switch it up), and do a shout-out. A birthday shoutout, even. You see, my friend has deactivated her Facebook BUT I’m still going to write a post and then link it on my Facebook because there are quite a few of our mutual friends there, and I still want to share the love with the Internets. 🙂
ANYWAY. Story time!
Once upon a time there was this girl who liked to dance. She was like…five, or some such crap. [Look, it’s what you do in PA. You go to dance class. You wear the feathers.]
That girl’s name was Maria.
I too enjoy dancing (and had to wear an equally horrendous spangled outfit), but that’s not why we met. We met because we grew up in a town of like sixty people, and our moms went to high school together. (This is not a Your Mom joke, so shut up.) Anyway, we met when we were in ….first grade, I think. I distinctly recall being in sixth grade together but it gets kind of fuzzy then and I’m about three feet tall in the photo below so let’s just call it first grade.
We met, and she was awesome, and we went to places like Sea World together.
We did other stuff together that kids do. Painting and such. Here we are being very serious about painting pumpkins. The focus! The intensity! The …..fashion. Don’t fight the fashion. Don’t act like you don’t want both a jean jacket and an Aliquippa sweatshirt because you know you do.
So, me and this Maria chick got along pretty well. We went on a crapload of adventures. Some of them involved stuff like pony riding and being very serious about petting zoos.
I didn’t enjoy all the parts of the petting zoo, but it was still pretty fun.
Time passed, grades passed, and oh yeah we were in the same homeroom for all four years of high school (not to mention we were in the BEST homeroom). I’m third from the left and she’s second from the right, and again, please pay attention to ALL the glorious 90’s attire.
We graduated in 1999, because that was a great year, and I’d also like to take a moment to send love to my other ’99 Band Crew. 🙂
Fast forward to when she came out to San Diego to visit me (in 2006ish?). I introduced her to a friend of mine, and then a couple years later introduced her to another friend of mine who would be taking their engagement photos.
Her wedding was at the Bellagio in Vegas in 2009, and it was awesome. I did the wedding makeup for her and her maid of honor – not like they even needed any, but it’s a weddin’. You get dolled up. 🙂
The event was amazing.
We partied a whole freaking lot.
All of us partied, even Jason.
More time passed, and she got all glammed up and came to my wedding in 2011.
She’s always super classy, in case you didn’t know.
We generally are always really freaking fabulous, also in case you didn’t know.
Her mom made little candies as favors for my wedding, which was both thoughtful and delicious.
We still have adventures! She partied with me in Phoenix, one of my favorite cities during the months of November to February, and introduced me to a whole crew of people who (like her) are extra fabulous.
So, the short version is that this chick is SUPER EPIC ULTRA MEGA FANTASTIC, and I am happy that we are still friends, and need the whole internet to wish her a happy birthday. We may not have a ton of photos together, but that’s because it’s hard to take them and be in them at the same time. 😉
Happy birthday to one of my favorite yinzers. Here’s to many more shenanigans, you crazy broad. Muahahaha!