dear bipolar madnesss:
look. i enjoyed my manic phase just fine. it was all day yesterday and most of this morning. so if you could go ahead and just knock it off with the downswing, i’d really appreciate it. i’d rather be “the hyper girl bouncing around the office” than feeling like somebody killed my cat.
i will be hitting the treadmill and/or kettlebell and/or yoga this evening. you’ve been warned. if this continues, i’m going to have to write you an open letter, publicly shaming you and all your suckiness.